I know that she's my angel
I know she's heavenly
I know that she's the only one for me

I know how much I love her
I'm sure she knows I care
But still I think it's safer to beware

Because sometimes I hear her late at night
I feel her watching me and it don't feel right
In that tiny head behind her cold dark eyes
I think she may be planning my demise

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I swear
My hamster's out to get me
But people laugh and tell me that it's all inside my head
I swear
My hamster's out to get me
But who'll be bloody laughing when they find me lying dead?

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I know that she's my darlin'
And she's my little pet
She doesn't look the type to pose a threat

But when she sees me sleeping
She sees right through my soul
She wants revenge for the freedom that I stole

'Cause on day that I bought her she escaped her cage
And when I put her back I heard her screech in rage
And every night in her wheel I can hear her train
It's just a matter of time till she gets out again

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I swear I've heard her scheming
I swear she's got a plan
I know deep down, she's going to get her man

I swear she's on the war path
And no one else can see
I swear to god she'll be the death of me

I swear
My hamster's out to get me
But people laugh and tell me that it's all inside my head
I swear
My hamster's out to get me
But who'll be bloody laughing when they find me lying dead?

I swear
My hamsters out to get me
She's a messenger of death from the darkest depths of hell
I swear
My hamster's out to get me
But now I'm the one who's laughing, 'cause I'm safe inside my cell

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