Not a lot of people realise that we are more than we might seem
Under the skin, when you look within, we are super human beings
We don't wear stupid uniforms or fight crime in a public way
But when our highly specialised skills are needed, we'll be there to save the day!

(And that's 'cause)

*START CHORUS*

We can all be heroes!
Every single person has a super secret power
And you can all be heroes!
Come the time, come the man, come the hour

*END CHORUS*

CAPTAIN GOOGLE

According to the meme I did last night, Captain Google is my name
And I derive my power from the fact that super villains are so vain
The internet is my eyes and ears, and my pack of sniffer dogs
To find bad guys' Wikipedia pages and updates to their blogs!

-- CHORUS --

THE ANONYMIZER

I am a walking enigma, thousands of identities
On MSN, and ICQ, Yahoo, and IRC
I'll be a bad guy's ex or old school pal until they come out with the truth
Then I fess up and type LOL and simply save the logs as proof

-- CHORUS --

MEMOREX

I'd love to amuse every one of you with tales of my success
But I can't 'cause my power... it's on the tip of my tongue... it's excessive forgetfulness
And I don't remember any time I've failed to save the day, the world, us all
So I must be the greatest ever super hero - as far as I recall!!!

-- CHORUS --

THE CHOCOLATIER

I became a hero to defend the world when I learned the horrid truth
That chocolate started out as a Belgian scheme to intoxicate our nation's youth
So now I find every piece of chocolate I can and I eat it with all my might
And I know I'm helping cause it makes me feel kinda sicky every night

-- CHORUS --

THE SUPERFLUOUS MAN

I can't even tell you what my power is, but I've no idea why
Trouble never seems to happen where I am, or even near by
You might wonder why I'm in the team at all when I never really seem to help
But frankly every time I turn up on the scene, the day just saves itself!

-- CHORUS --

THE INVISIBLE MUTE (Blank Verse!)

-- CHORUS --

ESPRESSONATOR

I was thrust into my super hero-dom by my home espresso machine
I discovered that my natural DNA became super charged by caffeine
After I have had about a dozen cups I have this hazy sort of missing time
But I wake up with a multitude of cuts and bruises so I guess I must be fighting crime!

-- CHORUS --

THE WAITRESS

I have the power to make time run super fast in relation to my brain
I discovered this and used it ever since when I was waiting for a train
I know it's true that being relatively super-slow won't help in a fight one bit
But in a world where evil lies in wait, we need someone to wait for it!

-- CHORUS (TWICE) --

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