The sky was black, the sea was blue
As I remember, these things were true
the end was nigh, our luck was out
But from the depths, there came a shout

Captain Beaver - He's a hero
Captain Beaver - Not a zero
Captain Beaver - He's our last hope
Super Beaver - We just pray he can cope

Did I tell you about the time he saved the mall?
He used his cunning, in his trap they'd fall!
Caught the thieves in a shop, while counting their haul
But he didn't know about the supporting wall
He doesn't shop there anymore

Captain Beaver - He's a hero
Captain Beaver - Not a zero
Captain Beaver - Maybe he'll win!
Super Beaver - But the forecast is grim

Did I tell you about the time he saved the town?
He came in fighting, took the bad guys down
Chased their henchmen, flying faster than sound
Crashed in to a building - do I need to expound?
Rubble and dust was all they found

Captain Beaver - He's a hero
Captain Beaver - Not a zero
Captain Beaver - Saving the masses
Super Beaver - But needs some glasses

Did I tell you about the time he saved the planet?
A huge war was raging, so he called a summit
The two sides argued, and he told them to can it
Put their bombs in a box, into space he threw it
But his aim was off, oh Captain - you blew it

Captain Beaver - He's a hero
Captain Beaver - Not a zero
Captain Beaver - He was the man
Super Beaver - That totalled Japan

Did I tell you about the time that he left for good?
He'd been little help, so he figured he should
Before they could catch him, and pelt him with mud
He leapt from the ground, flew as fast as he could
Didn't look where he was going, hit the Sun with a thud

Captain Beaver - He's a hero
Captain Beaver - Not a zero
Captain Beaver - He used to boast
Super Beaver - But now he's toast

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